Presidents Day Whale Vote Off!
Vote for your favorite presidential whale! The first one is named, uh, James K. Whale-Polk. And the second? Let’s call him Warren G. Blowhole. Sure, why not? Feel free to vote for your favorite in the comments section!

(Dignified Whale Voice) “Look at me jump! Surely I deserve your vote!”

“No, I am the more deserving whale! And I think a better name for me would have been William Jefferson Plankton.”
And for your information, this took me a good thirty minutes. Enjoy your day off, everybody! And for the record, Geoff Haggerty does the best whale impression I’ve ever heard.
