Here’s A Terrible Idea For A Sketch
What if there were a character who was sort of like the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer from SNL, but instead of a lawyer, he was a scientist. And when he was thawed out in the future, instead of becoming successful, he would discover that today’s scientific discoveries are completely bewildering to him and that he could never compete with the other scientists. He would eventually kill himself out of misery.
Pretty bad idea for a sketch, huh?
Okay, how about this one: A talk show on the moon. The host would be an astronaut or something and the guests would be, I don’t know, moon rocks? Imagine how bad that would be. An astronaut trying to interview rocks.
Not bad enough? Just wait.
I’ve got this other idea where cell phones are like six feet tall…and they use people to talk!! That’s bad and scary.
Oh boy, I’ve got a million of these. No, really, I literally have a million bad sketch ideas. Feel free to contact me if you would like to pay me a lot of money for them. Or to tell me to go to hell. I just want attention, I don’t differentiate between the good or the bad kind.
