What To Do Tonight If You’re Single
1. Masturbate to Internet pornography.
2. Masturbate to traditional pornography.
3. Stalk ex-girlfriends on MySpace, masturbate to memories of them.
OR…
You can go see some shows that my friends are involved in:
Elephant Larry Has No Girlfriends
followed by
The Dating Game
which, in turn, is followed by
The Dating Game: Lesbian Edition
Starting at 7pm tonight at the P.I.T.
Details here
Geniuses of Love
Hosted by Becky Yamamoto & Tony Carnevale
Featuring: Way too many people to list! Click on the link for details.
Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
8pm
Happy Valentine’s Day!
