Jack Kukoda

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Filed under: Miscellaneous — By Jack at 12:25 pm on Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Remember when I told you what the most romantic gift was for Valentine’s Day? Well, I was wrong. This is:

Usborne Book Of Face Painting The

This is what your lady really wants. Light some candles, pour some wine, then paint each other’s faces to look like animals or flags or something. That’s a recipe for baby-making, my friend.

Don’t forget to invite me to the wedding! Am I right?

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Comment by christopher

February 14, 2006 @ 2:48 pm

Thought that said the “unborn book of face painting” for a second there.

Disappointing. I don’t think we paint enough fetuses.

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