Has Anyone Ever Had Bag Milk?
That’s not a typo. I didn’t mean bad milk. I’m sure everyone, at some point in their lives, has had bad milk. I’m talking about bag milk, which is milk that comes in a bag. When I was five years old, my parents rented a small cottage in Canada near Lake Erie. For some reason, the milk they purchased up there came in a bag. I don’t know if back then all Canadian milk came in bag form, or just the area we were in, or if it was cheaper or what. But that’s what my parents bought: bags of milk.
Let me tell you, it was disgusting. It’s hard to accurately describe the taste of bag milk or how it differs from regular milk. I’ll just say this: I vividly remember taking a swig from a juice cup without looking, thinking it was juice, then throwing up on the table when I discovered it was bag milk. Granted, I was five, and five year olds throw up quite frequently, but that doesn’t change the fact that bag milk is vomit-inducing.
For your endless amusement, here are some more food items that would taste or look gross if they came in bag form:
1. Pasta Sauce
2. Mashed Potatoes
3. Oatmeal
4. Nacho Cheese
5. Bacon Fat Run-off
Now that’s what I call a half-assed list! Woo!
