What’s That? You Want Another Hilarious List? You Got It.
Here is a list of items, in no particular order, that my mother recently sent me in a care package.
1. ‘Tastefully Simple’ Brand Cheesy Pepper Soup Mix
2. Medicated Gold Pond Powder, Travel Size
3. Two Bottles of ‘Softsoap For Men’ Brand Body Wash, “Active” Scent
4. ‘Tastefully Simple’ Brand Wild Rice Soup Mix
5. Curel Original Formula Moisturizer
6. One Pound Bag Of Chopped Walnuts.
I’m pretty sure she’s just taking stuff that she finds around the house, putting it in a box, and slapping some postage on it. That lady is one step away from becoming the crazy aunt in Christmas Vacation that wraps up her cat as a Christmas present.
I kid because I love, Mom. But send money next time. I can’t trade walnuts for drugs.
