I’ve Got A Feeling…
Thurman Thomas is going to the Hall of Fame!
Former Buffalo Bills RB Thurman Thomas was named a finalist for the Hall of Fame today in his first year of eligibility. So was Troy Aikman, who everyone knows is actually a gay voodoo priest, and Reggie White, who, sadly is dead.
By the way, during the Bills’ glory years of the late 80’s and early 90’s, Thurman’s nickname was “The Thurmanator.” I still have no idea what that means. I guess it was a play on “The Terminator,” but still, Thurmanator makes no sense. Germinator and Sperminator are also plays on Terminator, but those words have meaning. A germimator is someone or something that plants seeds and Sperminator is the title of a porno film that a friend of mine in high school stole from his dad. Whatever.
What’s with the flames? What does that signify?
So congratulations to you, Thurman Thomas. If you ever want to party, just give me a call. We can hang out in my apartment and watch NFL Video Yearbook tapes of the Bills while drinking Schlitz. I’ll wear my skintight AFC East Champions t-shirt that I’ve had since I was 8 years old. Call me. I promise it won’t be weird.
