So I Guess It’s Finally Over
I can’t pretend it didn’t hurt a little when I saw this on CNN.com:
‘Baby Jessica,’ now 19, reportedly marries
I know what you’re thinking: “Jack, you and ‘Baby Jessica’ broke up a long time ago. She’s clearly moved on and so should you.” True as that may be, it still hurts. I mean, we had so much in common: our mutual love of sports, similar taste in movies, and the fact that we both fell down wells as babies and became media sensations. I always thought it would be me walking her down the aisle.
Oh, well. I wish you all the best, Jess. We’ll always have Paris. And that “Where are they now?” episode of Maury Povich where he caught up with people who had fallen down wells.
