I’ve Made It Here!
Wow! After years of auditioning, performing to near-empty houses, and barely scraping by, I’ve finally gotten my big break! My agent just told me that I’ve been cast in “I’ll Tell You Who’s The Boss,” a one-man show about Tony Danza! I’ll be playing Tony! (Duh, it’s a one-man show.)
It’s going to be so great. The show starts out when Tony is 12, just after he immigrated to the US from Mexico, and goes all the way up to the present day. God, I’m so excited. It will really give me a great opportunity to push myself as an actor, and to learn something about The Danz, which is how Tony is known in the ‘Biz(show business.)
As many of you know, I’m a method actor, so get used to calling me Tony for the next few months and listening to my zany stories about what life was like on the set of “Taxi.” Also, I’ll probably start dating Judith Light. Don’t worry, she’s really cool and I know all you guys will love her.
Check out the resemblance!
God, I’m so thrilled to be working on such a worthwhile project. It just goes to show that dreams really do come true if you keep believing!
Oh, I’m thinking of using this as my bio in the Playbill. Let me know what you guys think:
“Broadway Debut! Jack Kukoda is proud to be working with such a talented group of people as they breathe life into the story of this great man. He has appeared in numerous regional theatre productions, including The Pajama Game and The Caucasian Chalk Circle. Jack would like to thank God for making this all possible, the wonderful kids and counselors at Stagedoor Manor Performing Arts Camp, and his loving family for their unending support!”
Have a great weekend, everybody! Sorry this was so poorly written and bizarre!
