Time For Another Half-Assed List
Phrases, besides “Paper Tiger,” that Mao Zedong once used to describe the military prowess of the United States.
1. Plywood Crocodile
2. Wet-Cardboard Shark
3. Permeable Donkey
4. Silk Rambo
5. Cotton Ball Rattlesnake
6. Flannel Brontosaurus
7. Zucchini-Stuffed Jockstrap
Sorry, it’s Friday.
