Jack Kukoda

I don’t usually post gossipy stuff on here, mostly because I don’t want to offend any of my super famous friends(Shadoe Stevens) who fly me around the world and give me free drugs, and also because I don’t want to take away precious readers from hard-hitting magazines like Star and InTouch. But here goes.

Apparently, Ricky Martin is shocked and outraged at the backlash his recent interview with Blender has caused. And with good reason. I mean, it’s not like Ricky said anything weird or kind of gross in the interview. Except, of course, when Ricky told Blender:

“I love giving the ‘golden shower.’ I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like, so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”
Ricky went on to say, “I’m open to everything. There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt.”

Yikes. I’m not really sure how to defend you here, Ricky. Even I’m a little queasy after reading that, and I have to order my pornography from other countries because I find the American stuff too tame. I don’t know when it became okay for celebrities to openly talk about peeing on people, but I think we should change that law. And furthermore, how, exactly, do you give someone a smack IN the butt? Ricky, I know you speak perfect English, so I’m guessing this is not a mistake, but code for some horrible butt-sex act that I don’t want to know about.

That’s all the gossip for now.

Ricky Martin Angered By Backlash From His Sexy ‘Blender’ Interview [Yahoo!]