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Filed under: Sports!, News — By Jack at 12:55 pm on Friday, January 13, 2006

The Bills held a press conference this morning to announce that head coach Mike Mularkey resigned last night due to personal issues. Those issues, apparently, have to do with being a giant pussy who can’t take a little criticism from the fans and media. Jeez, it’s not like he’s coaching in New York. Buffalo has one newspaper and some of the most loyal fans in sports. I seriously doubt he had garbage strewn across his lawn like Tommy Maddox did in Pittsburgh.

Anyway, the three people the Bills are reportedly considering for head coach are former Saints coach Jim Haslett(please tell me this is a joke), former Bills defensive cooridanator Ted Cottrell, and current Bills special teams coach Bobby April. Wow.

Outside of Joe Theismann, I don’t know of anyone that thinks Jim Haslett is a good coach. Ted Cottrell is a good defensive coordinator, but that doesn’t mean he’ll be a good head coach, plus he’s spent the last few years up in Minnesota with Mike Tice, which can’t be a good thing. As for Bobby April, as good as the Bills special teams are, I can’t see making him a head coach. It would be like naming your place kicker as captain of the team. Whatever. Marv Levy’s back so that’s some small comfort. I gots to get ready for the family visiting this weekend. Later.

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Comment by Paul McClain

January 13, 2006 @ 2:56 pm

Are there only 40 qualified people in the world to coach an NFL team? It seems like they all play musical chairs with each others jobs.

Herman Edwards went from the Jets to Cheifs. The Jets are going to either get former Giants coach Jim Fasel or former Packers coach Mike Sherman. The Packers are set to sign a new Head Coach, Mike McCarthy, the current offensive coordinator of the 49ers. Yes, those same 49ers that were dead last in total offense this season. Someone please explain.

Here is an exerpt from the AP report on Mularky:
“Since the end to a dismal season, the Buffalo organization has undergone a quick overhaul, and people in the NFL have questioned the Bills’ direction.” That’s some great journalism - ‘people in the NFL’. What the fuck does that mean? I could write for the AP and use ‘people in Iraq said’ or ’some guy next to me in line for a sandwich said’ as sources.

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