How Much Am I Enjoying The 007 Marathon On AMC?
Quite a bit, thank you very much. You should check that shit out while there’s still time.
And for the record, I think I prefer Roger Moore to Sean Connery as Bond. I don’t know if it’s the upper-crust accent or the permanently-cocked eyebrow, but Moore can get away with the most excruciating puns, sexual or otherwise. I like that about him, even though I hate puns. On the other hand, Connery seems much more believable when it comes to jumping over helicopters and stuff. Moore looks pretty ridiculous when he has to do even remotely-possible stuff like ski down a hill. And Moore’s Bond only has one move: the awkward judo chop. Still, they’re both sweet. As for Timothy Dalton, he just reminds me of a snooty maitre d’. Damn! Take that Timothy Dalton!
