It’s Official
Well, I came home last night to find that, once again, the boiler in my building is broken. Which means no heat or hot water until our deficient management company fixes it again. Which in turn means one of you lucky readers will have the honor of having me shower at your place until I get hot water back. You heard right. Ol’ Kukoda could be coming to your bathroom to wash himself. If you’re lucky, I’ll even wear your bathrobe while I hang out afterwards, casually checking the fridge and illegally downloading music. Cross your fingers, it could happen to you. Just send a postcard with my name on it to the post office, describing why you think I should bathe in your home. Be creative.
And for no reason other than its connection to a contest and a man in a bath towel, here’s a picture of Paul Bellini that I found on a fairly bizarre Kids In The Hall fan art page.
This contest is over. Do not call in…
For those of you who don’t happen to be comedy dorks, here’s an explanation. Sort of.
