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Dan Fouts Is A Racist

Filed under: Sports!, News — By Jack at 10:43 am on Thursday, January 5, 2006


The following is a direct quote uttered by the oratorically-challenged Dan Fouts during last night’s Rose Bowl pre-game show, which I wrote down immediately after hearing it. On Vince Young’s ability to scramble:

“If he just gets a little bit of crack in that pocket, he’ll take off.”

Some people might say that Dan Fouts meant to a say “a little bit of a crack,” meaning that Young needs only a small opening in the defense to break a big play. But I choose to believe that Fouts was chalking Young’s ability up to his use of illicit street drugs in the middle of a game. For shame, Mr. Fouts. For shame.

Seriously, Holy Christ, what a game last night. Better than the Notre Dame-USC game earlier in the year.

Recap here.

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