Jack Kukoda’s Friends, And Possibly Jack Kukoda Himself, Are Going To Hell
So remember last week when I wrote that holiday to-do list and there was only one thing I had not checked off?
11. Steal the baby Jesus from a neighborhood Nativity display, take photos of the baby Jesus in incriminating situations. Still to do.
Well, my good friend Katie beat me to it. Apparently, she, her sister, and her cousin have made it a tradition to steal a nativity Jesus when they visit their grandfather’s gated community at Christmas. Then they take horrifying photos, which Katie was kind enough to send me after reading the previously mentioned post. The photos I posted are actually the tamer ones. I didn’t have the balls/desire to offend God required to put up the rest. I’ll give you the first picture in the main post, but if you want to see the rest, you’ve got to click on down. (Oh, and click any of the pictures for a full-size view of the sacrilege.)
In His natural habitat.
Playing a little soccer.
Okay, here’s where they start to get a little worse…
Having a smoke.
Watching the game with a cold one.
And here’s where it gets much, much worse…
Um, I have no excuse for this.
That’s all, everyone! Have a great New Year! Oh, and don’t say I never warned you about this sort of stuff. In fact, I pretty much guaranteed it.
