Million Dollar Idea
Oh man, I just got the greatest idea. Instead of doing freelance writing, and auditioning for crappy gigs, and temping, I figured out how to make an assload of money just sitting at my computer. See, I’ll hook my video camera up to my computer and then chat with lonely men who will pay me money to take my shirt off or do pushups or stuff. I bet nobody’s ever thought of that before. What’s that? They did? Nooooooooooooooo!
Well, okay, I guess it’s not the most original idea, but that’s not going to stop me. I mean, this plan is foolproof. What could possibly go wrong by entering a world of sordid, underground pornography? What? Oh, jeez. Yikes.
Back to the drawing board. Hmm. What about snakes? There’s got to be some money to be made with snakes.
