Case Closed
So you know how when you and your friends are watching a game on TV and they show a particularly ugly player, and someone makes a joke about it and then the conversation turns to the question of who the ugliest athlete in professional sports is? And everyone says Popeye Jones or George Muresan or Randy Johnson? Well, that argument is over thanks to this man.
Introducing Nikolay Valuev, a 7-foot Russian boxer that looks like a cross between a Siberian Bear and a Frankensteinesque monster cobbled together from the body parts of cadavers. Ugly cadavers.
I mean, wow. Just look at him. And I don’t know if you can tell by these pictures, but he’s covered in body hair from head to toe. If you’re curious where he got that fancy belt in these photos, you can read about it here. Apparently it was quite controversial, but I don’t know shit about boxing so I won’t pretend to understand it.
