Part I, In Which Jack Kukoda Attempts To Give A Nickname To Every Player On The Buffalo Bills
Roscoe Parrish, WR #11
AKA “The Sheriff”
Whew. Nothing like starting out on the right foot. I’ll admit this is not the greatest nickname, but I don’t really know all that much about Roscoe except for the fact that he shares his first name with sheriff from The Dukes of Hazzard. And the fact that the Bills used their first pick in last year’s draft on an undersized receiver/return man when they already have a 1st round receiver and the best return man in the league.
Some would say it’s decisions like this that have the editorial page of the Buffalo News calling for the firing of GM Tom Donahoe. But not me. I’d say it has more to do with things like blowing a 20 point 4th quarter lead to a Dolphins team led by Sage Rosenfels. That’s right. The same Sage Rosenfels who last year had more fumbles(2) than touchdown passes(1). Go ahead, look it up.
