Update
Jack Kukoda is a comedian and senior staff writer for the Onion News Network. This is his (former) blog. He is working on a new site that will be super fancy and impressive, but in the meantime, head on over to the Onion if you want to read stuff he’s written. You can contact him at jkukoda(at)gmail.com. Please do not send in any Onion-related submissions because I cannot read them. Legal stuff and all. Thanks and go Bills.
